irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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jinxybat:

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

I tried to do this with what I was currently eating but cinnamon bun … The word is already like that

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

californiabrenna:

frail-skin:

howthehoolychillz:

pleatedjeans:

This is Why We Have Dogs (22 Pics)

I’m going to fucking cry.

Seriously sobbing

I fucking love dogs

soragoesplaces:

Sora Goes to Disney World II

caliboring:

the only time i ever “snuck out” was at 2am with my older sister to go get pepsi because my parents would only let us drink it once a week

charmingmisha:

charmingmisha:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

THE ONLY REASON I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS IS BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING SONG

525600 MINUTESS