shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

simplypotterheads:

But okay listen: 7 years ago today, MILLIONS. LITERALLY MILLIONS. of Potterheads from all over the world were sitting with their brand-new copies of the Deathly Hallows and taking their final journey with Harry. It’s amazing when you think of the sheer scope of it-that many people in a sense united by this one book, riding the same emotional roller coaster simultaneously. 

Wow.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

be-boheme:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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It’s like it was written by Lemony Snicket!

keywork-kitten:

vellophone:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

BOOK AND JUNK FOOD HOARD

AHIRU THAT FIRST ONE IS ALMOST LITERALLY LUCI THOUGH AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

thefrogman:

Anything Comic by Kelly Angel [website | tumblr | twitter]

scary-shark-mer:

Mobile tumblrs placement of the follow button on a blog makes me angry because i’ll hit it but if ivm not careful i’ll hit it again and accidentally unfollow someone.

Like no, this is not what i wanted to do

dangercrossing:

my mom took away my 3DS because my room isn’t clean

I’m 21 years old

erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

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acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

kaloshunter:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

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Weelee…

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Weelee…..

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WEELEE

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Weelee !!!!

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well